Stupid Jar Jar Fans

Stupid Jar Jar Fans

Jar Jar Binks is a controversial and often hated character in the Star Wars Universe. Some argue he is annoying, and yet others think him an offensive racial stereotype. The fivethirtyeight github page has a data set about Star Wars and the different aspects of the universe. I aim in this post to prove those rubes who find Jar Jar Binks “Somewhat” and “very” favorable is different than the rest of Star Wars fandom.

It should be noted. The original survey has 1186 observations. When you filter only people with a positive opinion of Jar Jar Binks, you’re left with only 242 observations. So don’t take anything in this post as gospel, this post is for funsies.

First Lets look at the max education achieved by Jar Jar Binks fans verses the survey sample. Rather obviously people who like Jar Jar would be simple minded uneducated folk.

No significant difference. hmmmmm… That’s unexpected…

How about Income of Jar Jar Binks fans verses normal people. Only stupid poor people or rich out of touch snobs could like this abomination.

Shit. No real difference…

Must be full of stupid southerners. It’s Cultural. Has to be.

Double Shit…

You know what? I bet Jar Jar Binks fans are mostly girls dragged to the movies by their boyfriends. You know how THEY can be:

## 
## Female   Male 
##    129    106

Well that’s about even…

Wow I guess there is no real difference between people who like Jar Jar Binks and those who don’t. Is what you’re saying to yourself, and…

THATS RIGHT! THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE! STOP TREATING US DIFFERENT CAUSE WE THINK HE’S FUNNY! I HOPE YOU LEARNED A LESON YOU ELITEST STAR WARS SNOB! I’M SICK OF HEARING HOW HE’S THE WORST. HE IS NOT THE WORST. HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN IS THE WORST! CLONE WARS IS THE WORST! BUT NOT JAR JAR! JAR JAR IS A MUCH NEEDED COMIDIC CHARACTER IN A MOVIE AND FRANCHISE THAT TAKES ITSELF WAAAAAAAY TOO SERIOUSLY! AND ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO THINK HE’S SOME SORT OF RACIAL STEREOTYPE ARE OVER THINKING IT! STOP LOOKING FOR TROUBLE WHERE THERE ISN’T ANY! HE’S JUST A FUNNY LITTLE FROG-LIZARD-RASTA GUY! GET OVER IT! YOU PEOPLE!

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